Bacon

Man, do I love the smell of bacon in the morning! I was out walking the dawg around my neighborhood today, not real early but the type of early that everyone usually is up. Anyways, I turned the corner to connect with another street and this bacon scent was a sure shot straight into the nostrils! It was the kind of smell, that when you smell it, you get an instant flash back of either one time or the last time of a memory of when that smell entered your brain. This was fucking amazing... today is going to be a great day! 

Sweet Toof

Yes I have one, a really bad sweet tooth! About two days ago I was eating some delicious candy on my drive into work, nerds rope to be exact. So I'm chewing and chewing and happen to break one of my lower molars. I didn't break it entirely just the inner half ha ha ha and yeah, it fucking hurt. So I went into the dentist yesterday and just under two hours I received a new toof! Here is a pic of my new toof getting made out of a chunk of white vitrified translucent ceramic known as porcelain. 

Cheap Thrills Sick Deals

WhiskeyMilitia.com
Brociety.com
Tramdock.com
Steepandcheap.com

3 Sheets

I fucking love sushi! Now that I've lived out here in Indiana my liver finally loves me. Back in Utah about 9 months ago my liver and I had this kind of karate chop battle brewing between us. It's not my fault I'm a fucking social party rat that loves to gnaw away at the early youth in a bar scene. Anyways, lets just say I drank way to much. Now its hard to think of the last time I was even drunk which is great! From time to time I like to indulge myself with something of taste and see how deep my feelings are toward this liver.
Last Friday my friends and I went out for some raw tune, fish n tempura. Once again I was 3 shits shy of a turd and seeing blind! Not really but we did fill up on about 5 bottles of sake, cheers to running into bushes and getting a flower stuck in your hair, to honor...cuz if you can't cum in her you cum honor, the shots went on and on it seemed like without an end.
I haven't had a decent night in this town since I moved here but I will be on the road again in a few months not certain on where but I'm glad to have friends in random places! Cheers!

Tired?

Middle of the Afternoon Energy Slump

Most people feel drowsy after lunch.  This middle of the afternoon drop in energy levels is linked to the brain’s circadian rhythm and is hard wired into the human body.  Prevention may be impossible, but there are ways to reduce the severity of the slump, including the following:

A fit, healthy, and well-rested body is less prone to severe drowsiness in the afternoon.
        Eat a combination of protein and carbohydrates for lunch.  Carbohydrates provide glucose for energy.
Get moving.  A brisk walk or even 10 minutes of stretching at your desk improves blood flow and boosts energy.

Art

For a lot of you who know me you've seen my art over the years and many of you actually own a few. Anyways, I posted some of my favorites for the viewers that have not. More to come I'm not dead yet!!!

Printmaking-

I was excited about how this flower turned out, it became to cover of a local poetry book back in 2002. 

Paintings-

Ok so I'll post a couple of pics of this painting since "Tia" doesn't think I'm the artist. ha ha

Jackson Hole

Drunken hotel footy from Jackson last winter. HA ! Watch boney get the swinging neck throw at the end.